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Tue, Dec 2, 2008
We’re stoked to have one of GAMA-GO’s (sold-out) big vinyl Yetis to give to a lucky ToyCyte reader. The Yeti has become an icon of the 8-year old San Francisco company. He’s appeared on everything from Qees, Circus Punks and Uglydolls to salt shakers and heavy metal t-shirts. Produced in collaboration with Ningyoushi in an edition of 1000, the big vinyl Yeti stands 9.5″ high, features articulated arms, a menacing scowl, removable light-up torch and comes packaged in a stellar peek-through ice cave box. In fact, collectors will have an internal struggle deciding whether to take him out of the packaging since the design is so cool. We’re making that harder on you by giving the winner a box signed by Greg and Chris of GAMA-GO and Denise and Omar of Ningyoushi (who have never before signed anything). I asked Greg “What’s the significance of the Yeti (Why not a Cthulhu, for instance?)” To which he replied, “Significance? Hrmmmmm. Probably has something to do with our cold, dead, hearts.” Not so cold and dead they don’t have the spirit of giving for the holidays, though! To win this big vinyl Yeti, leave a comment telling us why you think the Yeti is so angry. We’ll all have a huddle, pick the best answer sometime next week and ship him to you before the holidays are here. (You know the Yeti can’t be angry about the recent presidential election…) If you’re not good at waiting, there may still be a few Yetis available for purchase at Ningyoushi here. You can also browse assorted Yeti warez at GAMA-GO here. (Note the bargain-priced $5 Yeti ashtray. Take that, $95 Kaws ashtray!). Check out these pics of what you could soon own, although can a Yeti truly be owned?
Jeremy Brautman - who has written 1965 posts on ToyCyte: Toy Culture Collected.
Jeremy Brautman joined ToyCyte in 2008 and has been writing about toy culture ever since. You can currently find him contributing to a variety of blogs, artkiving doodles at Doodlesplatter.com and cataloging artistic ephemera at ARTkivers.com.
December 2nd, 2008 at 2:28 pm
The yeti is angry that there were no good black friday deals! Grrr!
December 2nd, 2008 at 2:32 pm
That’s a nice contest!!!
I’m pretty sure the Yeti is pissed off because of Global Warming!!!
Her girlfriend probably just died because of the intense Smog!!!
December 2nd, 2008 at 2:39 pm
After a night of unsuccessful hunting Yeti, already flustered, returned to his cave only to find that it had been ransacked! The place was a mess! Growling, Yeti began rummaging through the piles of his now disheveled belongings searching for his most beloved objects. Slamming his fists to the ground, 8-Tracks and cassette tapes flew into the air. They were gone! Letting out a loud roar he’d grab his torch before hurrying to the entrance of his cave, that look of anger on his face. Someone had stole his porno mags!
December 2nd, 2008 at 2:43 pm
There are multiple reasons the Yeti is so mad:
1) That darn Luke Skywalker got away
2) His brother, Bigfoot, is always in the news
3) Somebody set his toy log on fire (it’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood!)
December 2nd, 2008 at 2:54 pm
The Yeti is mad because all those Americans care about is the silly Bigfoot. The Yeti knows Bigfoot is mythical and they should only care about him! Forget the Bigfoot, silly Americans. YETI is where it’s at!
December 2nd, 2008 at 2:58 pm
he is mad because people keep saying he doesn’t exist! he’ll show you!
December 2nd, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Well, its obvious isn’t it? He’s got a huge chunk of ice piercing his foot.
December 2nd, 2008 at 3:16 pm
He’s angry because someone set fire to his icecream.
December 2nd, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Yeti Had just come down from the mountains to the small bavarian village in the valley for His favorite time of year, OKTOBERFEST! He wondered into the largest Bier House in town to get signed in for the big tournament. The Yeti was known for his drinking prowess in the past and was currently the 10 year running das boot champion. Many a villager cowered away or stammered in awe as he marched to the front of the line, all accept the strange man in the front. Yeti tapped on his shoulder and gasped in surprise as none other than Deathbot turned around grinning a wicked grin and wearing his finest liederhosen. Yeti had heard of the tales of a strange robot going from town to town defeating even the greatest bier drinkiner and now he was here. Yeti new it would be a tough night. Both the opponents easily blew by the meager offerings of opponents the village had to offer and soon it was time for the final clash of these two titans of drinking. The crowd fell to a hush as they prepared to see some of the greatest drinking ever seen in this village. 6 boots were placed in front of each contender. Even as he towered above the table making the boots look like mere tumblers the yeti was for the first time of the night nervous as he looked over at deathbot with his cold calculating grin. Soon the contest was underway. each opponent easily put each bier down. After the first three glasses yeti had gained a slight advantage and continued on to the fourth. Deathbot finished his third grinned and pressed a button on his arm before starting to his fourth beer. Unbeknownst to every this button called his accomplices to the table in case of emergency. Soon deathbot II was slinking through the crowd unnoticed, just as he got to the table the contenders were halfway through their last beer. Deathbot II took action and sent a high voltage zap from his eyes to yeti’s bum. This caused yeti to jump and drop his beer disqualifying him and making deathbot the winner. Yeti turned around to protest and get a look at his attacker and saw the second deathbot slinking away. He tried to grab him but was pushed away by the throngs of villagers pushing towards their new champion. With a great rage yeti punched through the crowd and a wall and ran back towards his cave. Even as we speak he now races towards the village with furious rage and his trusted burney stick to exact his revenge on the cheating robots and reclaim his rightful title as town drunk.
December 2nd, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Of course, this is a female yeti, and she is super mad at her husband who came home from work… late. Again… So as soon as she hears the snow on the trees outside fall, she grabs the torch and kicks the door down “What is the meaning of this!?!? This is the FIFTH time you were late this week! What have you been doing!?!” So, the husband turns to his side, scratched his head, and replys, “Uh… I… was just going to… Uh I mean I was heading to… uh… the store to grab some… more torch sticks to heat up this cave.” She bought it and they went in and watched some Desperate Housewives together.
December 2nd, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Yeti aka Abominable Snowman was getting piss drunk with his brother Frosty the Snowman. Yeti just can’t handle his liquor like good old Frosty can and wakes up covered in yellow snow.
Oh what will happen to Frosty, when Yeti gets his hands on him. We shall find out…
December 2nd, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Yeti is mad because the summer Olympics just ended and he has to carry that torch for 2 more years till he can devour the attendees of the 2010 winter Olympics held in his hometown.
December 2nd, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Nobody laughed at his “snow balls” joke:(
December 2nd, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Yeti is so mad cos even that big flame on his club is not keeping him warm
December 2nd, 2008 at 5:16 pm
mad?
you ever been constipated in a freezing ice cave? THAT will make you mad.
December 2nd, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Yeti is mad because someone made off with the marshmellows he was planning to toast for S’mores after dinner!
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:05 pm
yeti is mad becuase he was frozen in ice for a long long time, before people even existed and yetiss were still abundant. unfortunately, an explorer unfroze him with a hairdryer in the middle of vegas and he is confused by the flashing lights and goes on a mad rampage.
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:09 pm
This is an obvious answer…someone pooped in his morning cereal…duh!
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Yeti is pissed because some jerk froze a block of ice to his foot at the last cryptozoology kegger after he passed out. Everybody knows it was chupacabra, but nobody has any real proof.
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:43 pm
:: Yeti carefully pours himself a night cap and sits down at his frozen computer to vent on the Golog Blog::
“The bane of my existence: Failing to adhere to common ‘Yeti-quette’…
Upon venturing out of the ice cave yesterday for the first time in months, I have come to the conclusion that the greatest threat to a Yeti’s privacy comes simply from the beasts closest to us. Suffocating. Unbearably close. I don’t understand the seeming lack of the need for personal space. Call me unpleasant. Call me grouchy and isolated from the world. However, there are a few times of day, circumstances, and places in which conversation—no matter how pleasant or how pertinent—is absolutely inappropriate.
1) Before my morning cup of Yet-spresso… Do. Not. Talk to me. I live in a friggin ice cave and no, I did NOT have a good night’s sleep! If possible, I prefer you not even be in the same room. If this is unavoidable, and our simultaneous presence in a room happens, conversation is to be avoided like the plague. I will not make eye contact, and I better not so much as feel your eyes on me. If such detection takes place, you may lose one (or possibly both) of the aforementioned sensory apparatuses.
2) If I am angry or in a human-devouring rage, do not talk to me. And do NOT try to talk me out of it. Leave me with my sighs of frustration, furrowed brow, and angry Yeti ways. I’m angry. I’ll get over it…eventually. Anger is natural, normal, and dare I say extremely enjoyable at times…
3) Closed cave doors. They indicate something. If you knock, and I do not answer, this is not so much a hint as another, symbolically louder way of saying, “Fuck off and don’t talk to me.” If you are concerned for my physical health or well-being, you needn’t. Seriously. Bother me again, and I will literally treat you as the human popsicle you truly are.
From my ice cave to yours, thanks for the opportunity to share the rage…”
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:01 pm
Yeti is not mad. He made faces as child and it froze that way, just like mama said it would.
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:59 pm
“Gama-Go health plan no have dental!!!!!!”
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:03 am
Who WOULDN’T be mad if they were to be given posession of in a contest in where random people would make online comments about why your mad.
December 3rd, 2008 at 2:43 am
The yeti is angry. it’s too cold.
December 3rd, 2008 at 4:14 am
The yeti is angry because kaw’s ashtray cost 95 and yeti one cost 5 dollars
December 3rd, 2008 at 5:05 am
Yeti is angry because he has a tooth ache. C’mon, am i the only one to watch those friggin’ christmas specials?…
(man i’m old)
December 3rd, 2008 at 7:16 am
This Yeti is really mad becuase he just realized that the fire on his log is fake, and he needs that fire ( a real one )to build a time machine, so he can get back with his girlfriend that was killed by the smog, because he does not find the cereal in the kitchen. And he needs to have breakfast fast because he is already late to go to work, and his boss probably will yell at him.
December 3rd, 2008 at 7:34 am
Yeti is angry because it took so long for this toy to come out, grrrr…..
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Yeti is angry because of worldwide climate change.
The last two decades were the hottest in 400 years and worldwide temperatures have climbed an average 1.4 degrees Fahrenheit / 0.8 degree Celsius. In Alaska, western Canada, and eastern Russia, temperatures have risen at twice the global average, and Arctic ice, glaciers and mountain snows are rapidly disappearing.
Under water, coral reefs, which are highly sensitive to small changes in water temperature, is suffering from the worst bleaching, also called “die-off,” ever.
Yeti wants humankind to do something about it, because global warming affects Yeti and his home. Our home.
Oh, and Yeti reads National Geographic, where he obtained this information. Pretty much verbatim. Yeti doesn’t mind plagiarism.
December 3rd, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Yeti is raging mad due to his lack of fearful presence in the media. In the 70’s, yeti was as real and feared as cancer, now, he’s just a camping bed-time myth. Yeti want’s to bring back the fear.
And steal your fire.
December 3rd, 2008 at 2:56 pm
This Yeti is mad because he is assuming that i will not win this contest, so if i win, the yeti will be happy !! its easy . . so if you guys want to this Yeti to be happy, i should win this contest. Is that, or he is just mad beacuse his imaginary friend was converted to a log on fire.
December 3rd, 2008 at 5:58 pm
this yeti is mad because he’s realizing that all of the ice is melting due to global warming and that we need to keep the earth clean so i can reproduce little yeti’s.
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Yeti is mad because he just found out that someone ate his last piece of pecan pie, and Yeti really likes pecan pie.
December 3rd, 2008 at 11:48 pm
The answer is quite simple. A little known fact, is that the Yeti was discovered by Steve Irwin. Once discovered, he promptly stuck a stick in the Yeti’s Bum. Hence we have this image of the angry Yeti.
December 4th, 2008 at 3:25 am
Mama says the Yeti is angry because he’s got all them teeth, and no toothbrush.
December 4th, 2008 at 4:36 am
Hes not mad, this is his game face. He is ready to take on a wife and has set out to impress the ladies. The Yeti chicks really dig “angry face”
December 4th, 2008 at 6:23 am
Yeti is mad because he can no longer buy his girl cub a Bratz doll (aka “lil’ slutties”) for X-Mas…
December 4th, 2008 at 7:17 am
Yeti is that angry because shipping himself to Portugal for some holidays is really expensive!
December 4th, 2008 at 7:34 am
Yeti is angry that Gama Go keeps Dirty Bird well-stocked with cigs, but he can’t get a friggin’ stogie, just a torch.
December 4th, 2008 at 8:18 am
He’s angry cause he just sat down in the Yeti outhouse, and found there’s only one shredded toilet tissue left! Rampage!
Hey, no one said it’s easy in the Himalayans, ‘pecially with Deathbot as a roomie!
December 4th, 2008 at 8:34 am
The diet. The fur. It’s the DINGLEBERRIES that make the yeti so mad!
December 4th, 2008 at 8:45 am
He’s pissed cause the holidays are right around the corner, there’s tons of shopping to do, long lines and hassles and he has friends he still needs to be shopping for… RARGH!!! Yeti, ANGRY!
December 4th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
he just found blood in his stool….
December 4th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
I think that the Yeti is angry because Thanksgiving just ended and he has to go on a diet to work all his food off! This makes him mad because he can’t eat cookies for Christmas!!!
As you can see by his pose he has became a jogging Yeti…
Agrh!
December 4th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
The Yeti.
Formidable, abominable, angry and torch wielding, he generates a vertiginous and sensual hypochondria wherever he goes.
My obsession with modern Crytozoology began with my research into another fabled cryptid, the Unicorn (that I found surfing while on hallucinogens in 1982 in post-war Vietnam).
The Unicorn or “Unus Cornu”, was the last subject featured in my previous documentary/interview, “Why aren’t you more horny?”, which wasn’t funded in part by a grant from the Shell Corporation.
But first, let me say, Yeti, or “Meh-Teh” as he is commonly know in the Eastern Tibetan region. People have spoken about him around campfires, spinning myths about the fabled snow creature. Colorful myths designed to enervate and beguile people of all ages into a blissful hurtle toward Freudian fraternizing.
I also found a great amount of curiosity surrounding this possible Gigantopithican. I wanted to know:
1. Why so reticent?
2. Why the vinyl?
3. Why the anger?
4. Why so blue?
5. Why, the torch?
6. Why the hip looking box?
7. Why the bullet questions on a comment slot?
So, I traveled to the mountains of Tibet to seek out this mountainous myth. We landed, unceremoniously, near Mount Everest, and I went straight away to find a Sherpa (“East People”, as they are called by those from the west), to guide me to the area of the last know sighting of the fabled beast.
We traveled for a day and a half by Tibetan Antelope, or Zu in the common Tibetan tongue, but I noticed that we were not getting any closer to Mount Everest. Late at night on the trail, we could hear the cries of the timber wolves in the Himalayan heights. Not since Songtsän Gampo was there ever such a cry for a unified and farcical Tibet. Filled with determination and buoyancy, we traveled for most of the night and slept out under the stars in the midst of an enthusiastically prancing wilderness.
When we woke the next day, I discovered we were in Nepal. After chasing my Sherpa for hours around several trees wielding a stupendous rock, I was informed that he wasn’t a “mountain guide” Sherpa, but in fact an actual Sherpa (a group known to have migrated to Nepal from western Tibet) and was wondering why wouldn’t stop following him.
Aggravated and yet still filled with opulent lexicons, I started back for Mount Everest alone.
After two weeks of wandering in the wilderness with only my perfervid pants to keep me warm, I found a strange outcropping of rock, and behind it a quite large opening in the side of a box shaped mountain ridge. Slowly, I made my way to the top and peeked into the cave opening.
At first, what I saw inside screamed like a woman at me. After ducking a barrage of bucolic cooking implements, I quietly asked the creature to come outside to speak with me. I explained that I came all this way just to become privy to his lifestyle and philosophies. As he exited the cave brandishing an incongruous torch and scratching his left gluteus maximus, I moved the pots and pans aside clear a space for us to sit and chat.
The following is the Q&A from this meeting:
Yeti: What is it now? I thought I was on the nationwide “do not call list”.
Me: I’m sorry. I’m not a solicitor, I’m a documentarian.
Yeti: Oh God…
Me: I’m sorry I woke you.
Yeti: It’s OK, I had to get up and answer the cave door anyway.
Me: Why do you choose to live so far from civilization?
Yeti: I was trying to get away from documentarians…. Heh, just kidding! I migrated here from New Jersey, looking for my roots. Once I got here, I wanted to stay. What’s not to like? Clean air, tons of snow, and every once in a while I get a nice Sherpa to snack on.
Me: My Lord! You eat people?
Yeti: Ha! Gotcha!
Me: Ah yes. Kidding me again, eh?
Yeti: Yeah. I love it out here. Where else could you go and not wear pants. You know, I’m not even wearing them now.
Me: …yes… … I noticed that.
Yeti: Does this torch make my butt look big?
Me: Not at all. Tell me. Why vinyl?
Yeti: Well, I’m squishy, yet free standing. I love it! Plus, I don”t hurt anyone if I’m thrown at someone. Nothing breaks, so I’m cool when I wipe out while shredding the slopes.
Me: I see. What’s with the angry look?
Yeti: It’s the torch. Useless! I wanted halogen, and I got L.E.D.! …..Ha ha! Just kidding again! It’s all about “political posturing”. I do it to “get my way” in everything. You don’t usually approach or find disputes with anyone looking angry, do you? This also helps the whole “solitude” thingy. Plus, it’s REALLY cold in that cave.
Me: I think you are holding back something.
Yeti: Am I really so transparent? Alright, I’ll tell you. I’m really a softy. You know, the whole “vinyl” thing. But, my agent showed me the consumer demographics, and she says that “Angst” is really big this year. I have my cousin, Big Foot, to compete with. If I can’t push sales up this year, they’ll reserve a room for me at the Zoo. Not a good place to be. Lousy food, stains all over the cage floor. Disgusting! So, you can say I’m motivated by marketing research, and the constant threat of incarceration. Now, if you don’t change the subject, I’ll get mad for real. Understand?
Me: I understand. So, what with the blue color?
Yeti: I love contrasts. Besides, without the blue splashes, you can’t make out dimensional details from a distance. Also, I think it brings out my eyes…
Me: So it’s not a “depression” or “cold” thing?
Yeti: Hardly.
Me: Very enlightening. About the torch. Does it represent a need or desire for freedom, like wanting a free Tibet? Like the symbol of freedom with the Statue of Liberty? Or, is it simply a way for you to get around in a dark cave?
Yeti: What torch?
Me: ….? O…K… Before I go, what’s with the hip looking box?
Yeti: You mean my cave?
Me: It’s a box.
Yeti: Oh THAT. It’s a new concept vehicle. Eco-friendly, and mobile. I have a used one out back. Wanna go for ride? We can go Antelope tipping in the next valley over. You’ll have to ride shotgun though, there’s a lot of documentarian eating wolves around there.
And so, after a long night of frivolity, and a generous amount of antelope tipping, I said good bye to the snow man. Next year, we plan to hook up and go space jumping at the Grand Canyon, then head to Flagstaff to check out the topless bars.
Join me next week, when I’ll discuss the merits of fun toy collecting in another documentary tentatively titled “Cartoon Characters with No Pants”…
December 4th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
He’s especially pissed this time of year because he’s reminded that he lost the part in Rudolf The Red-Nosed to his snaggletoothed cousin, “Bumble.” He could’ve been somebody, he could’ve gone places, he coulda been on Dancing With The Stars, dammit.
December 4th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Hmph, wouldn’t you be upset if you lived the life Yeti does? Forced to squat in a cave, constantly on the run from loonies and their magic flashing boxes…repeatedly being mistaken for Bigfoot? Bigfoot?! I mean, really…the NERVE of some people! To align Yeti with that…that…smelly Canadian beast! It’s enough to make any self-respecting Yeti want to curl up and cry. But Yeti won’t give them the satisfaction. No, Yeti will make an example of them. ALL of them. A blazing torch may be a little primitive, but a primitive is what the world has made Yeti out to be. And if this is what the world has made Yeti, then let it deal with the consequences…
December 4th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
he’s son angry because we are destroying his environment, all those glaciars are melting down and each time he wants to get some sleep he sinks on the soft snow and when he wants to do a strawberry frosty there’s no clear crystal ice to shred. poor boy!
December 4th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Yeti’s mad because he keeps having to chase the villagers away from his cave where is wife is trying to sleep.
Either that or because that stupid Walrus stole his bucket.
December 4th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
He’s angry cuz you a yeti hanging out in some tropical wonderland instead of frozen wonderland he’s used to. Send him back to the cold. Or to another planet.
December 4th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
Yeti just took a shit & had to light his only match to dispel the smell.
December 4th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
The yeti is so angry cuz he got all them teeth and no toothbrush, just a torch. Yeti dont like gettin burned
December 5th, 2008 at 12:10 am
The Yeti is angry because his brother got the role in Empire Strikes Back, not him!!
December 5th, 2008 at 8:13 am
The yeti is angry because the thought of spending eternity on a vinyl collector shelf gets his blood boiling. Watching his owner putting off his electric bill for another choice piece. gobbling ramen noodles trying to remember who owes him money. Calling his grandmum who he sees only at Christmas to remind her of his birthday.waiting for his birthday card to arrive with a folded twenty dollar bill inside. Bringing his entire stack of cds and dvds back to a reseller hoping to get enough for the next kozik color variant. Thats no way to live. Thats no way for me to live. Oh man this is me….. I gotta go…..
December 5th, 2008 at 8:30 am
Yeti is angry because no one is getting the answer correct when it just SO OBVIOUS!
December 5th, 2008 at 8:41 am
The YETI is so angry because he will never make his way over to Berlin Germany unless I will wim him. He has heared so much about it and is curious about getting to know the full experience, I can tell that from looking at his facial expression and I am totally feeling the vibrancy while looking at him! I promise he will make his way to Europes Creative Capital No.1: Berlin and will get the full package of Entertainment and fulfillment of all his dreams!
December 5th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Yeti, being quite tall enjoys seeing other tall things, as witnessed in a shirt were yeti is on vacation in Taipei visiting the then “tallest building in the world” Taipei 101. (it’s a gamma-go t-shirt that they don’t sell anymore). He has recently heard that in some strange place called Dubai they have built an even taller skyscraper. At first he was very excited, but then he heard that it was going to be even taller than himself by 5 meters. What’s more is they did it in the one place Yeti cannot survive; the desert. Those pesky humans did it on purpose, just to be taller than Yeti. So, not only is Yeti no longer the tallest thing on earth, but he also can do nothing about it.
December 5th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
the yeti is angry because everyone is calling him Bigfoot.
Yeti is very complexed with the size of his feet,but you know what they say bigfeet , big footprints!
December 7th, 2008 at 6:34 am
He’s angry because he has to trudge through the snow in the middle of the night to use the outhouse
December 7th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
He’s angry because he lost the part in cloverfield
December 7th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
Yeti put all of his money into the stock market. Boy, is he mad!
December 7th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
It’s simple.
The Yeti is angry because he has hemorrhoids.
If you ever get any, then you’ll know.
December 8th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
The yeti is angry because he has too few points of articulation to have yeti-on-yeti time.
December 8th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Yeti is angry because he is not eligable to win himself
December 8th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
The yeti is so mad because he lost his job guarding the mattterhorn at disneyland due to the recession!
December 8th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Yeti wants to get out of the box, thats why hes mad.
December 9th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
The Yeti is angry because it knows that a character as great as this one should have been made into a toy long ago! Deathbots… you’re time has come!
December 9th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
The yeti is pissed because he is made in china
December 10th, 2008 at 4:23 am
He is angry because someone set his back scratcher on fire…
December 10th, 2008 at 4:25 am
The question is not why is the Yeti angry, the question is why do we perceive him to be so. Maybe he was just doing a big Poo when he posed for the figure?
December 10th, 2008 at 8:41 am
Hey everybody! Thanks for all the comments. You can keep ‘em coming for now if you were holding back. The folks at GAMA-GO and Ningyoushi are in the process of reviewing them. We’re going to try to announce a winner tomorrow, so hang tight.
December 10th, 2008 at 10:30 am
he is angry due to all these people pestering him about why he is angry.
December 11th, 2008 at 11:03 am
And the winner is…Devon Beverley who said: He’s especially pissed this time of year because he’s reminded that he lost the part in Rudolf The Red-Nosed to his snaggletoothed cousin, “Bumble.” He could’ve been somebody, he could’ve gone places, he coulda been on Dancing With The Stars, dammit.
Look for an email from me asking for your address! Lots of great replies, and damn, William “Mac” MacDonald, if you ever want to interview humans about toys, holler.