ToyCyte’s Gift Guide for the Recently Deceased

Thu, Dec 11, 2008

So, you’re dead. While your new state of non-being should have severed all ties to earthly desires, loves and possessions, you just can’t shake your love of toys. Unfortunately, you couldn’t take them with you to your new residence in the underworld, and the place is lookin’ kinda drab. These toys are all completely sympathetic to your new lifestyle, so add them to your holiday wish list.

Les Mort 13 from Ashley Wood & How 2 Work – $150. He might be death, or he might be the devil, but beneath that dangerous cowboy exterior is a dapper suit, and a whole lot of pain. Selling out fast, but sure to be a centerpiece of your collection of death.
Gama-Go Deathbot: Undertaker – $22. While the basic Deathbot is mostly sold out, this saucy Undertaker colorway is far more suitable to your new digs anyhow.
Think-Up Skull by Miscreation Toys – $30. Available in both tentacled and basic forms, the blank, vinyl Think-Up allows you to customize your own, personal skull to suit your decor.
Sancho: Angels and Gringos by The Monahan Brothers – $100. It’s a well-known fact that giant birds are the preferred method of transportation in the underworld, in any colorway.
Balzac Ogon Skullman from Secret Base – $90. For music fans and the dead alike, the Balzac Ogon Skullman comes in a few colorways, and understands what you’re going through.
Skllbud by Jamungo – $15. Like bright little droplets of death from the far-reaches of space, the Skllbud is an inexpensive addition to the pallor of your parlor.
Skullbox by Ardenka – $40. Isn’t it amazing to think that this is exactly how we look inside? Skullbox is nonplussed. Not since the Borg Cube has death had so many pointy edges.
The Certain Sqwert : Brian Morris x Jamungo – $30. As if a gigantic bomb didn’t explicitly spell death on its own, they went and painted a skull on it. Just in case, like, you didn’t get it.