ToyCyte: Toy Culture Collected

In mythology, those of the cyclopean race are credited with crafting artifacts of godlike power, but those synophthalmic fellas are nothing compared to the power of Makalibuland’s creation – the little, flocked Tenso. I’ll no longer be the only fuzzy, naked thing in my office.

The eerie, awesome Tenso is just one of a bunch of things that will soon go live on Makalibuland’s shop, which will include customized Munnys and Dunnys in a similar aesthetic, as well as the tri-bulbed, fungal Flosha. None of this would look out of place wandering through your everyday alien landscape. The part of me that lost interest in biology after high school has to wonder what these three-lobed hands are adapted for and / or if it would feel good. That’s also high school me talking.

Since flocking is securely placed on the list of things that make a toy irresistible to me (a list which also includes glow-in-the-dark plastic, light-up features, translucence, and sometimes, breasts), it’s not unlikely that I’ll be clutching onto one of these soon. Exact scale details haven’t been published, but given the image, let’s assume that they’re the size of your average Christmas lobster.