ToyCyte: Toy Culture Collected

In light of the recent decision by Ugly Dolls creator David Horvath to only produce toys that are safe for the tots, it seems a few other companies have begun double-checking their wares. Retailers got a notice in their e-mail today from DKE Toys, the distributor for “I Heart Guts”, makers of fine plush organs. I Heart Guts has just issued a recall notice to retailers on their “Pink Uterus” plush figure.

“I HEART GUTS RECALL NOTICE — PINK UTERUS”

In an effort to ensure our plush products exceed federal and international safety standards, we learned the 2008 Plush Uterus has failed a pull test. The ovaries may detach when pulled, becoming a potential small part choking hazard for young children. No one has been harmed.

Although our website and sewn-on label state that the uterus is not for children aged 0-3, we have instituted a voluntary safety recall for the uterus plush. We have filed a safety recall notice with the U.S. Consumer Product and Safety Commission (CPSC). If the plush uterus is being used by a young child, please remove it immediately. If you gave the uterus as a gift, please forward this email to the recipient(s).

All other I Heart Guts plush products have been certified as safe for all ages under US and European safety standards.

http://iheartguts.com/recall/index.htm

Much love to the Guts folks for stepping up and dealing with the messy business of instituting a voluntary recall. It looks from their site that you can either keep your uterus if it’s not in reach of children, or return it at their expense for a 15% credit towards your next purchase.

Which is great news, since some of us would prefer to hang on to our uteri. I mean, I don’t know about the rest of you…but my kids don’t get to play with my uterus. That’s strictly for pops’ amusement.

But just as a public service announcement from your ol’ Unkle Steve…don’t ever ever EVER tug on your ovaries. Really…no good can come of that.

Let the jokes fly, folks.