Mon, Mar 16, 2009


For this installment of custoMONDAY, we are heading up north to Toronto Canada, where 3D illustrator Jessica Fortner calls home. ToyCyte had recently started a category dedicated to clay art toys, when I got an email from Jes: “I sculpt my illustrations from polymer clay, stage them and then photograph them. I thought that you might like to check them out.” She ended the message with a smiley emoticon, so I wasn’t exactly expecting the straight jackets and eviscerations I found when I clicked over to her website. She was right though: I liked checking them out. Her imagery, staging and titles can’t be described as simply gorey, they’re more Edward Gorey–each vignette its own tragicomedy. Not one to be typecast, Jessica dabbles in varying levels of creepy, cute and unique spins on anthropomorphic beings. Last month, one of her illustrations appeared in The New York Times. Jessica’s work was recently featured in the Spraygraphic Mini Mini show and in Fefè Magazine. You can follow her blog, check out her pics on Flickr and purchase illustrations here. Her latest clay creations are the Furry Friends, which she made exclusively for custoMONDAY. Want to win a 12-inch tall original Furry Friend in handmade packaging with its own stand and print? Then you’ll need to enter…
Name that furry friend. Jessica has a series of Five Furry Friends that need names. “I was going to go for something Paul Auster-ish or Reservoir Dogs…you know Mr. White, Mr. Yellow… et cetera. But lets hear some of your ideas,” she writes. So drop 5 names into the comments below and tell us why you chose the names you did. Please post your names by March 29th at midnight PST. We will declare the winner on March 3oth, shortly before the next custoMONDAY. The contest is open to anyone, anywhere in the world. If you have already won a custoMONDAY in 2009, please feel free to share your creativity, but you are, regrettably, not eligible for the prize.
Give us a little background on yourself and how you got into doing what you do?
I am 26 years old, and I live in downtown Toronto with my boyfriend (illustrator Michael Wandelmaier) and our many plants. I am a 3D illustrator. I create my illustrations by sculpting characters and sets out of polymer clay and other materials. After staging them, they are photographed for the final illustration. I graduated from The Ontario College of Art and Design a couple of years ago and have been working on my sculptures and illustrations since then.
Besides sculpting, I really love designer toys, book arts and printmaking. I one day hope to expand my skills into animation and would like to make a short stop-motion animation film. I would even like to write and illustrate some kids books and design some artist toys.
Sculpting is something that is rather new to me. Quite frankly, I didn’t really start sculpting until I had already graduated from university. When I attended OCAD, I was in printmaking. Clay seemed like the natural medium to which I found myself gravitating towards, and I’m still learning new materials and processes today. Unfortunately I am not set up in a studio, all the work that I produce is created in my small downtown apartment. My space doesn’t really allow for too much experimentation (material-wise), so for now clay works for me. I think that it is a suitable material for the illustrations that I create; it’s fast and easy to sculpt with, and affordable. I recently had to do an illustration for the New York Times with only a one-day turnaround. For situations like that it’s handy to work with a material that doesn’t require a long drying time. To me designer toys represent an open creative medium. Look at David Choe’s recent designer toy for example. I think that there’s something special about owning a piece of work created directly be the artist.
Tell us about your process from conceptualization to production to photograph…
A lot of the time, the illustrations that I make are based on impulses. A funny phrase or strange but humorous idea will be what grabs my attention at first. I guess I have a pretty corny sense of humor so anything like that will appeal to me. I usually start off with a couple of words, ideas, concepts that I really feel are important to the image I’m planning. Then I quickly do a character sketch. All my work is very character-based, so it’s important that I can visualize the expression and the nuances that may be captured on the face. I feel that this is the most important part of my process. Without a realistic portrayal of human expression, none of my illustrations would work out. I also find it important to have some humor in my illustrations. I think that most of the time my work can be a little “creepy” and being able to break it up with a corny pun or obvious joke gives it that little something extra. [It may be] simply just the title of the piece, for example the illustration called Mr. Scroode. [Ed note: a triptych of Mr. Scroode Goes For a Walk, Mr. Scroode Spots Something and Mr. Scroode Meets His Demise.] Then I figure out what the best composition or angle would be to really capture that emotion. There is a lot of planning, however, once the photographing starts most of it goes out the door. Once I’ve decided the basics of those things then the sculpting, sewing, gluing, painting and playing god starts. I use PhotoShop to enhance the image, or add some effect that I can’t achieve through traditional methods. For me it’s important to do the things that I want. I try not to let too many artists that I admire influence my work. The work must reflect my own aesthetic.
Your work often evokes feelings of loneliness and fear. Some of the final vignettes feel claustrophobic in nature. Do you have particular themes you seek to get across in your art?
I like images that really get under your skin, and not in an offensive way but rather a subtle unexpected way. My work is very narrative based, so my characters are usually telling some sort of story. I’ve been working on an impostor series (which is ongoing, and includes: Morgan the Penguin Imposter, A Lonely Wolf, If Wishes were Fishes and The Harvest) that I guess expresses my interest with identity and the human brain. What defines our reality and how easily that can be broken, and what that leaves us believing or becoming. However, I don’t intentionally try to inject these themes into my work. It’s just something that comes out in the end unexpectedly.
Just what is it with artists we admire and squids?
Squids are such awesome creatures… actually anything with tentacles is pretty cool. They’re powerful and mysterious and they come from a place that we don’t know much about, so instantly your imagination begins to run wild. It’s the elusive nature of the giant squid that has firmly established its place in the human imagination. Representations of the giant squid are known from early legends of the Kraken through books such as Moby-Dick. The image of a giant squid locked in battle with a sperm whale is a common one. It’s these epic leviathan tales that keep so many artists wanting to create this powerful beast. At least that’s what I think.
Tell us about your creation for custoMONDAY.
The toy that I created for custoMONDAY is called “Furry Friend”. When I was first asked to participate in ToyCyte’s custoMONDAY, I wanted to create something that could work as an illustration as well as a stand-alone sculpture. I guess the idea actually came to me while I was messing around with my gloomy bear claw (you know attacking random people, growling like a bear. Anyway, I thought it would be funny to do sort of a “ Chucky” kind of doll. Something that looks friendly and innocent and that normally you would want to play with, but that actually has some psychotic tendencies, but with a yeti-ish appearance. Hence, Furry Friends; I actually have made a whole series of them, which will be available for sale soon. It’s creepy having them all sitting around my apartment, this bloody army of doom. Yikes!
Do you collect toys and/or who are some artists you enjoy?
I don’t have a lot of space in my apartment for any more toys. My own sculptures seem to be taking over. The toys that I do have are of the blind-box variety, not that I wouldn’t love to collect every toy I come across because I most definitely would. However there are many artists that I admire: Tara McPherson, Elizabeth McGrath, Chris Ryniak, Mars-1 and Kathie Olivas to name a few. The list could on forever; there are so many talented artist/designers out there. One of the things that I admire about designer toys is their accessibility and affordability. They reach across many different cultures and anyone can enjoy them. For me illustration is very similar, it’s something that you can find in magazines and buy affordable prints for.
What’s coming up next for Jessica Fortner?
Hopefully, many things. Right now I’m in the early stages of putting together a kids book. I’m constantly working on new illustrations. Recently I had the idea to create a “bum drum” which is definitely work in progress.
Look out for more Furry Friends and updates on Jes Fortner on ToyCyte! Now go name the Five Furry Friends below…
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March 16th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
From L to R:
Crimbles
Mr. Shimshanks
Butcheronic
Arms “Arms” Arms
Wincing Purdue
March 16th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
woooooooooow i really like these!!
they look a bit like how i’d imagine god….if he was the teddy eating type
my mum is a doll sculptor and sculpts with polymer clay too so i know how much hard work would have gone into these ;D her website is http://www.bellabelledolls.co.uk/ if you’re interested
i would name these…from Left to right
Arther Black ted
Godfry Gastrointestinal
Rodney le bleu
Colin Copper Knob
Eli mostaccio
March 17th, 2009 at 2:20 am
from left to right:
1. Odin (Óðinn = the highest God)
2. Mimir (Mímir = the God of wisdom)
3. Loki (Loki = sneaky friend of the Gods)
4. Thor (Þór = the God of thunders)
5. Freyr (Freyr = the God of fertility)
why names from norse paganism?
…..well cos they seem to be creatures that are somewhere inbetween of being Gods and begin human. Friendly yet fierce.
March 17th, 2009 at 2:24 am
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March 17th, 2009 at 5:16 am
1.Albert Alstein
2.Barney Backus
3.Clyde Clairmont
4.Desmond Dusty
5.Everett Evermore
March 17th, 2009 at 8:52 am
1 – Orestes Graymore
2 – Samuel Boon
3 – Raymond Jenkins
4 – Tobias McDermot
5 – Charles Fitzpatrick
I just thought they remind me of old crazy guys and should have old crazy folk names…
March 17th, 2009 at 11:38 am
La
Le
Li
Lo
Lu
named after the five chinese brothers kid song that teaches about vowels!
March 17th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
The five furry friends are all pretty psycho with gruesome blood and guts. The following names all have all letters contained in the same word ‘psycho’:
1. Hyps
2. Hops
3. Posh
4. Soph
5. Cosh
March 17th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
well lets see here….
Names for these little dudes..
1•Henri
2•Rosebud
3•Theorem
4•Meridian
5•Wabler
March 17th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Abdominable Blue-beary Blast (blue bear guy)
Abdominable Black-beary Blast (black bear guy)
Abdominable Raz-beary Blast (pink bear guy)
Abdominable Banana-beary Blast (yellow bear guy)
Abdominalbe Poison-berry Blast (or Boisonberry)(purple bear guy)
Notice the word is ABDOMINABLE (stomache) and with the bears belly blasting open and the colors of the bears mimmicking fruity drinks! You could call the line “The wise Guys” cause they look like wise old men!
March 17th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Dark Chocolate Truffle
Strawberry (or Apricot…couldn’t be sure of color)
Blueberry
Lemon
and Grape
I thought about how some people bite into a filled chocolate to see what the filling is….and how these stuffed bears have a surprising filling…guts instead of polyfil. So the names are based on the kinds of chocolates that you might find..instead of chocolate truffles…it could be truffle bears.
March 17th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
They are the Eviscerate Brothers, quintuplets. They do have first names but since everyone always gets them mixed up they just go by the collective name of
The Misters Eviscerate.
March 17th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Ooooops! I forgot to tell you why those above names came to mind.
I will pick 5 more! BECAUSE they need names. Names that people can bond with. This is a small collection of five, so here goes!
1.Jake Juggler (fast peaceful)
2.Clive Cleaver (quick with the scalpel)
3.Joey Jointstien (Official tendion seperator)
4.UpChuck Chuck (the shyer one)
5.Mericiful Michael(Prayer reciter)
March 17th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Ooooops! I forgot to tell you why those above names came to mind.
I will pick 5 more! BECAUSE they need names. Names that people can bond with. This is a small collection of five, so here goes!
1.Jake Juggler (fast peaceful)
2.Clive Cleaver (quick with the scalpel)
3.Joey JointStein (Official tendion seperator)
4.UpChuck Chuck (the shyer one)
5.Mericiful Michael(Prayer reciter)
March 18th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
IF there’s no guts, there’s no glory, so it’s obvious:
Glory (the originator)
Glorious (his son)
Effulgence (his brother)
Refulgence (his nephew)
OMG Whatavidone (the one who realized this was truly sick!)
March 19th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
at first i thought the five hairy chokeys look like crazy versions of the yeti crossed with santa clause in the TV classic Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://ronanjames.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/bumble1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://whalesinspace.com/2008/12/the-bumble/&usg=__A70s5Wk-Eleo-yWZAN-EX8MUMvo=&h=482&w=416&sz=37&hl=en&start=23&sig2=K4YNDm292otTX1v5VCYczw&um=1&tbnid=zMAQ8eNAbHJSAM:&tbnh=129&tbnw=111&prev=/images%3Fq%3Drudolph%2Bthe%2Bred%2Bnosed%2Breindeer%2B(TV)%26ndsp%3D18%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Dactive%26sa%3DN%26start%3D18%26um%3D1&ei=LaPCSdiuDMKmsQaAifW4Cw
hilariously long url…. f’ it.
then…. it came to me when i took a second look. Those are the left-over (unused) terrorists from the TEAM AMERICA World Police flick. peep the faces. they just got “Cousin It” hair now. http://www.moviecitynews.com/arrays/media/images/2004/team_america.jpg
… spot on.
So to name these leftover unused dolls from team america…. um???
1. durka
2. durka
3. mohammed
4. jihad
5. and the yeti and Mrs. Clause’s bastard child: Cousin Itty Bitty
March 19th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Holy crap those are scary/awesome. No name ideas here. No words. Just… wow.
March 19th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
shrimp fried rice
f.o.a.d.
pigeon
ester
chicpea
March 19th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
I absolutely love the concept of these. The old men sort of reminded me of those Christmas movies with Jack Frost, the Abominable Snowman, and all those figures.
Excellent work on these!
March 19th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Oh, and the names would be (left to right)
1.Father Time. He seems to be the eldest of the group and has the appearance of a “wise old man”.
2.Brutus the Worried. His face makes him appear extremely worried.
3.Gogol. His face reminds me of Gogol Bordello.
4.Colonel Mustard. Character from clue and the yellow goes with the name.
5.Mr. Grey. It’s the color of his bear and is sort of the whole “Mr. White, Mr. Yellow, ect.” theme.
March 20th, 2009 at 2:37 am
I think they should all be named WILDERBEARD.(Correctly pronounced like the animal WILDERBEAST.)
Who’s Who??? Fear not my furry friends
Wilderbeard I
Wilderbeard II
Wilderbeard III
Wilderbeard IV
Wilderbeard V
They should be named in the order in which they were beautifully sculpted and born, into this model of a planet we call EARTH???
March 21st, 2009 at 7:40 pm
My friends and I always make up awesome “vacation names” when we travel. Its fun and the looks you get are priceless!
Some of the all time classics we have come up with are as follows:
1. Canadia McButterpants
2. Spicy McHaggis
3. Jelly Roll McDaniels
4. Sasha DooLittle
5. Samantha SaySomething
These names would be PERFECT!!!!
March 22nd, 2009 at 11:21 am
THE « FIVE FURRY FRIENDS » ARE BLOODY DRUIDS :
AILGESACH – CATHBAD – GWYDION – MORFESSA – DUBTHACH
March 24th, 2009 at 4:07 am
The names of the financial institutions that disemboweled our economy and crushed America’s dreams for the future or any hope of it!
AIG
UBS
MORGAN
MERRILL
LEHMAN
March 25th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
haha, i immediately thought of the greek gods of wind!
king of wind – AEOLUS
north wind – BOREAS
east wind – EURUS
south wind – NOTUS
west wind – ZEPHYRUS
March 25th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
In Portuguese culture we call “Papão” to an imaginary creature that scares bad behavior children.
1. Papão Danoso
2. Papão Bandido
3. Papão Nocivo
4. Papão Funesto
5. Papão Ruinoso
or even,
… Ruim, Mau, danado, Maldito, Raivoso, Zangado.
March 25th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Squishy
Stretchy
Sloppy
Sickly
and
Chopped
They make me think of the abominable snowman from the old Looney Tunes cartoons, and I’ll love him and hug him and *squish* I love them!
March 25th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
TITANS
Oceanus
Coeus
Crius
Hyperion
Iapetus
and Kronos
Rhea gave birth to a new generation of gods to Kronos, but, in fear that they too would eventually overthrow him, he swallowed them all whole one by one. Only Zeus was saved…
March 25th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
Tulipus
Orchidal
Roselius
Jasminion
lillius
i like the opposites, for example the boys are called furry freinds when theyre actually furry killers. thus giving them names of the most beautiful flowers with a philosopher take on them
March 25th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
They should all be named Nigel. They look aristocratic, yet incredibly inbred and insane. They are brothers, but they often confuse themselves for being another because each looks so similar. All the brothers were given a bear, and since each has obvious mental challenges they ripped them apart, but they keep them for the lovely red color inside.
The Nigel with the pink bear is known within the family as Nigel Da PussPuss….
The Nigel with the blue bear is known as Nigel Da Ball…
The Nigel with the yellow bear is known as Nigel Da Shower…
The Nigel with the black bear is known as Nigel Da Hole…
The Nigel with the grey bear is known as Nigel Da Poupon…
I didnt say they were a classy bunch, the family has a narrow view of colors, but there is love there.
March 25th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Love them, will feature them on my website.
1. Santa Claws
2. Yethal
3. Abdominable Slow Man
4. Teddy Scare
5. Hairy Fairy
March 26th, 2009 at 12:11 am
lotus
barnsy
checkoff
sweemish
didendoit
March 26th, 2009 at 4:28 am
Lorenzo
Mustacho
Amigo
Hermoso
Jorge
Even not really having latin features… the mustache makes hear that they are someking of ancient peruan that live on the highest montains there – like Macho Pitcho guardias.
March 26th, 2009 at 4:30 am
Lorenzo
Mustacho
Amigo
Hermoso
Jorge
Even not really having latin features… the mustache makes me hear that they are someking of ancient peruan that live on the highest montains there – like Macho Pitcho guardians.
March 26th, 2009 at 5:06 am
they are for me shamans of granguignole so…
- Ups
- Ouch
- Omaigot
- Uatamess
- Nouei-uei
March 26th, 2009 at 7:04 am
Baron Von Chickenpants
Lefty Magoo
Congalicious
Solar Monarchy
Lactose the Intolerant
March 26th, 2009 at 7:18 am
The set could be called Papa Bears
March 26th, 2009 at 8:05 am
eVisceral Wisdom
from the various names of Odin:
Harbard – Grey Beard
Alfodr – Father of All
Brúnn – The Brown One
Forni – Ancient One
Sidskegg – Long Beard
March 26th, 2009 at 8:11 am
1. “Highwater (the White)”
2. “Mortimer (the Black)”
3. “Fredrick (the Brown)”
4. “McTanley (the Yellow)”
5. “Stanley (the Carbon)”
March 26th, 2009 at 8:15 am
White Old Man’s Retirement Group
March 26th, 2009 at 9:09 am
The first thought that came to mind was “spill your guts”. So here are my top five therapists:
Sigmund (Freud)
Hermann (Rorschach)
Carl(Jung)
Max (Wertheimer)
Bob (Hartley)
March 26th, 2009 at 9:49 am
1. Father Christmas
2. Uncle Jerry
3. Blockhead
4. John McCain
5. Skinny Bones
March 26th, 2009 at 10:11 am
1. Doctor
2. Senior
3. Professor
4. Mister
5. Sir
Show some respect!
March 26th, 2009 at 10:35 am
they are the beardos (bearded weirdos):
1) beardo re
2) beardo mi
3) beardo fa
4) beardo sol
5) beardo la
March 26th, 2009 at 11:16 am
The Fetus Fathers:
-Fetus Father Brown
-Fetus Father Pink
-Fetus Father Blue
-Fetus Father Yellow
-Fetus Father Purple
March 26th, 2009 at 11:24 am
Hey great stuff!
Dabberilo, Tampatito, Dabbado, Dabbarix, Dabbelou,
Cause these wacko’s make thing of blood ‘dabbing’ tampons
March 26th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
From left to right:
Mourning (Bear)
Grief (Bear)
Distress (Bear)
Sorrow (Bear)
Regret (Bear)
The God of Mourning carries off his devoted bear follower “Mourning Bear” who has succumbed to his nature (mourning) and killed himself by ripping the badge from its chest – a la carebears (see http://www.carebears.com)
repeat for each god/bear
March 26th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
miro
jiri
jaro
vlad
erno
March 26th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
1. Smidgen Smalltooth
2. Casper Candlewick
3. Thaddeus Thornrose
4. Bartholomew Blackash
5. Scotia Starkwhite
You can take off the last names if you like.
March 26th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
just occurred to me; was thinking vowels and what they might say when you first see them
Ahh..
Ehh..
I…
oh
You?
March 27th, 2009 at 1:43 am
Peesh, these chaps already have names. I met them at a swap/meet at Stonehenge. They were all trying to barter toenail clippings for “succulent teddy innards”. I was all, “slow down there beardy, you just spit all over my face.” I just gave them my teddy for fear of forced seizure and left them a box of Altoids to share (cuz they needed it badly). So their names are:
Thaddeus Thistlegrist
Pippin Prunebelly
Doleful Dustcrumb
Dwindle Willowblood
Wolfgang Tremblethumb
March 27th, 2009 at 3:10 am
The name applies to all 5..
We all know him…
“That guy..”
March 27th, 2009 at 7:04 am
Kaspar
Karl
Kanut
Konrad
Kurt
March 27th, 2009 at 7:47 am
Milton
Byron
Eliot
Spencer
Sidney
These are THE DEAD POETS, no one reads or listens to them any more. The Poets hold out their creations, their spilt guts, but their looks are forlorn, their beards grow long with age and neglect.
March 27th, 2009 at 8:27 am
Mr. Grizzly
Mr. Kodiak
Mr. Black
Mr. Polar
Mr. Teddy
March 27th, 2009 at 8:52 am
names again that came to mind at first!
These are off the top of my head, just befitting for a bunch of misfits!
1.Albert Alstein
2.Barney Backus
3.Clyde Clairmont
4.Desmond Dusty
5.Everett Evermore
March 27th, 2009 at 8:56 am
Cause I wanna win, I have the winnig names picked out for this group!
TWO more days! YAY!
1.Naughty NATE
2. Addicted to Gore, AL
3. Garth Guts
4. Intestinal IRVING
5. Bowels Bobby
March 27th, 2009 at 9:01 am
5 more maybe suggestions, cause I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Hoping to win!
1. Maniac MAYNARD
2. Obscure Oscar
3. Clyde Chomp
4. Rippin RAY
5. Bloody Belford
March 27th, 2009 at 9:30 am
I am going to have to drag out “MY GORY” Baby. I will send pics. This is a VERY upsetting creation I made years ago.
This is of infant size(reborn) doll. However, it is VERY evident of a burn victim, Not pleasant, not meant to be, IS NOT! I ammassed so many different reactions from different folks. My Granddaugter insisted I stash her away. Along with my life size clay bust sculpture, I have been working on. She is 19 years old, and still can’t face them!
SUPER Good LUCK in your endeavors along this line!
March 27th, 2009 at 9:34 am
Mr. Alfred Bentley Hedgepath
Mr. Samuel James Burschwitz
Mr. Lawrence Paul Fishman
Mr. Winslow Harlo Washburn
Mr. Murdock
March 27th, 2009 at 11:23 am
i still want one of cantrell’s dunnys…..damn.
March 27th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
I LOVE these. So fantastic. I immediately thought of the Norse angle too, fabulously represented by Erla above. I also thought of crazy hermits. In folklore, many times the crazy, eccentric hermit is actually very wise and provides help to the hero or heroine. So, in that vein, I think they need philosopher names:
1. Socrates
2. Plato
3. Aristotle
4. Parmenides
5. Kierkegaard
March 27th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Chicapow
Fookiopolis
Booshasha
Innertitus
Gutolophius
March 28th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
1. Oldman Cat Scratch
2. Scram
3. Grievous
4. Shanks
5. Bill Innards
March 28th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Left to Right
1.Crookshanks
2.Joeseppe
3.Rousseau
4.Mr. Pirrip
5.Nikola(s)
March 28th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Oh My Gosh! Inspirations once again! I just can’t get these little guys off my mind!
1. Beau Gras
2. Split Pee
3. Invasive Ivan
4. RH Negative Alias Rob Henry
5. D.W. (drippin Whiskers)
6. Earlei Jeff Dollmer!
March 28th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Simple
1. Bill
2. Bob
3. Ben
4. Bo
5. Burt
and if you want a last name use Claus for all of them
March 29th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
from left to right
- Doctor Wakato (he’s not actually japanese, but he was born and raised in Japan. it means ‘young one’)
- Agent Henri (he’s french and it means home ruler)
- Professor Imke (he’s german and it means uncertain)
- Sir Ashcroft (he’s english and it means ash paddock. yeah, i don’t know about the meaning, but Ashcroft just seems to fit him. )
- John B. Smith (his identity is unknown)
they are a handpicked team on a mission to destroy evil teddy bears. the bears they hold are trophies of their first extermination.
March 29th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
furry friends definitely have a touch of fury and mythology:
Oedipus (the greatest story of fury. ever)
Duncan (the object of Macbeth’s fury)
Jericho (biblical fury)
Quetzalcoatl (a place of sacrificial fury)
Apollo (please him with fury)
March 30th, 2009 at 11:16 am
And the winner is…Xanderpants…who spun a little story and named the Furry Friends:
Thaddeus Thistlegrist
Pippin Prunebelly
Doleful Dustcrumb
Dwindle Willowblood
Wolfgang Tremblethumb
I’ll be getting in touch with you to get your info. Not the winner? Don’t be blue. Another custoMONDAY is coming your way in just a couple hours.